One day while out on building inspection, I
noticed an old boat in the back yard of a house. An old high school friend of mine used to
live there. I knocked on the door and
asked if he still did. His mother
answered the door and told me that he was still there, but he was at work. He would be back after 6PM. I came back that evening and it was great to
see him and catch up on the last 6 years.
I asked about the old boat and said I was looking to buy one. Turns out that someone at the marina where
his dad kept his boat wanted to get rid of it and gave it to him. His dad parked in the back yard – 2 years
ago. It was an 18’ plywood cabin cruiser
with a 40HP Mercury engine on a trailer.
He said I could have it for $50.
First I had to see if my sister would let me
work on it in her back yard. She was in
the middle of a divorce and her husband was removing his things from the
garage. She said I could put it in there. Bob and I towed the boat into her driveway,
but it was too tall (on the trailer) to fit into the garage. So I built a cradle with wheels on it and put
the boat onto the cradle – this way I could wheel it out onto the driveway to
work on it and push it back into the garage at night. I worked on that boat all winter. I sanded the whole hull down to bare plywood,
layered it with fiberglass resin and cloth, more resin, two coats of paint – it
looked brand new! Then I started on the
inside cabin. My sister remade the seats
and sewed curtains for the windows.
The outboard motor hadn’t been run in over 2
years, so I replaced all the parts that I could. Even then it was a bear to start – 20-30
pulls before it started. Once it
started, it ran great but I tried really hard not to stall it. I didn’t want to go through that process
again.
Memorial Day was a 3-day weekend and the
beginning of summer out at the Hamptons.
Bob and I towed the boat out to a boat yard where we could launch it and
drive it to the dock at our rented summer house. We used the boat all summer
but it was very slow. The 40HP outboard
had to work really hard to move the boat now that it had the added weight of
all that new fiberglass. When the summer
was over, we put the boat in storage at a marina. I told the owner I wanted to sell the
outboard and buy a larger one. I found
an 85HP Johnson motor with only 25 hours on it.
The owner had lost his job, sold his boat, and made me a good deal on
the motor. Bob and another friend,
Frank, helped me load the motor into my car.
We took it to the firehouse to store it over the winter.
The motor came with everything, even a gas
tank. I took all the parts out to the
Hamptons and I would work on the boat whenever the weather was nice. When it was done, Bob and Frank and I put the
motor in my car, took it to a marina with a work slip and a wench. We put the boat into the water and floated it
over to the dock. Frank wasn’t very
mechanically inclined, so we sent him for lunch supplies and beer. It took Bob and I about 2 hours to hook
everything up. Now all it took was one
turn of the key and the engine started.
Thank God! When Frank got back,
we took the boat out into Peconic Bay for a cruise!

We decided to try to get the boat back to the
marina and get the new engine off. At
least I could save something. We crept
back to the dock and unhooked all the wiring and controls. By the time I was down to the last few
connections, I was actually working with my hands underwater. The dock master wanted that boat out of the slip
before it sank there. So did I! We decided to paddle it out into the bay and
let it sink. I made sure to take the ID
numbers off the one side of the boat that was still there. I didn’t want anyone tracing this new “reef”
back to me. Frank wanted no part of this
plan, so he took the motor and all the parts in my car back to the house.

Now, we were trying to get out into the inlet
to sink this thing. We wanted it in deep
water so it wouldn’t interfere with navigation channels. We didn’t want the Coast Guard involved in
this project. Well, they showed up –
told us to board their boat and they would tow us to the Coast Guard Station –
NOT where we wanted to be. During the
towing process, the boat was taking on so much water and became so heavy, the
engines on the Coast Guard’s boat began to overheat. They told us to get back on my boat and they
would send a tow boat out to get us.
Sure! Now we were way too close
to shore where a sunken boat was sure to cause problems. We waited until they were out of sight and
decided to swim to shore. We had one six
pack of beer left and we pushed it along as we swam to shore. That’s when I learned that canned beer floats
in salt water! People were cheering when
we got to shore. We all watched as my
boat sank – about 4 feet from the end of the dock. Not exactly what we had planned.
The man who owned these docks also sold bait
and tackle and lobsters in his store on Dune Road. We didn’t want him to know who the boat
belonged to, so we avoided as many people as we could and walked down Dune Road
to hitchhike back to the beach. I called
my insurance company and they paid me $400 for my poor boat. I figured I had made out pretty good.
During that winter, Bob and I drove out to the
inlet and bought some lobsters from that store on Dune Road. We told the owner we had seen a boat sink
last summer and wondered what happened to it.
He wasn’t a happy man. Apparently
when the large lobster boats returned from sea, they couldn’t pull into the
slips because of my boat, so they used grappling hooks and tossed the boat to
shallow water at the end of the docks. The owner told us that they had had some
bad storms and high tides so now the boat was high and dry on an empty lot. Bob and I walked to the lot. There was the boat. Some kids had stripped it of anything
valuable – which wasn’t much. We went
back the following summer and all that was left was the bottom of the boat and
some ribs. My next boat was definitely
going to be a row boat!